Nothing foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool...

Confusion not only reigns, it pours..

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass..

Honk if you love peace and quiet..

Seen it all, done it all cant remember most of it..

Everyone has photographic memory, some dont have film..

Better to understand a little than misunderstand a lot..

All men are animals, some jsut make better pets..

Men are like pennies, two-faced and worthless..

Consciousness= that annoying time between naps..

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm..

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all..=D